Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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