I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
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My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
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my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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