I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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