you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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