you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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