Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
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He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
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My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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