On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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