yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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