oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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