Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
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And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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