My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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