he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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