I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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