ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
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The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
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So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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