pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
