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(404): View more from Georgia

He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.

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(320): View more from Minnesota

Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday

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(612): View more from Minnesota

he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night

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(954): View more from Florida

I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too

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(323): View more from California

Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.

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