Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (201): View more from New Jersey

  we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (201): we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees http://tfl.nu/26hp
  Replies (43) Good night (3141) Bad night (1070)
• Favorite

  (206): View more from Washington

  Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (206): Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick. http://tfl.nu/0596
  Replies (43) Good night (1345) Bad night (2934)
• Favorite

  (318): View more from Louisiana

  Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (318): Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity. http://tfl.nu/izk8
  Replies (66) Good night (675) Bad night (4820)
• Favorite

  (402): View more from Nebraska

  she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics

  (1-402): View more from Nebraska

  you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (402): she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics (1-402): you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys. http://tfl.nu/veft
  Replies (18) Good night (8807) Bad night (1421)
• Favorite

  (619): View more from California

  I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (619): I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas. http://tfl.nu/5tys
  Replies (23) Good night (4028) Bad night (999)
• Favorite

  (504): View more from Louisiana

  Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (504): Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie http://tfl.nu/6e1s
  Replies (13) Good night (4587) Bad night (1257)
• Favorite

  (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (814): you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet http://tfl.nu/l7er
  Replies (7) Good night (1721) Bad night (1070)
• Favorite

  (909): View more from California

  Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (909): Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there http://tfl.nu/y3ph
  Replies (16) Good night (1806) Bad night (2210)
• Favorite

  (319): View more from Iowa

  I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (319): I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover http://tfl.nu/oafl
  Replies (4) Good night (1450) Bad night (541)
• Favorite

  (561): View more from Florida

  I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (561): I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree. http://tfl.nu/yxk6
  Replies (11) Good night (1603) Bad night (616)
• Favorite

  (708): View more from Illinois

  I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (708): I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY???? http://tfl.nu/05jz
  Replies (7) Good night (1505) Bad night (478)
• Favorite

  (479): View more from Arkansas

  The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (479): The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in? http://tfl.nu/vsmz
  Replies (1) Good night (1428) Bad night (581)
• Favorite

  (661): View more from California

  Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (661): Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion. http://tfl.nu/ee7l
  Replies (6) Good night (1222) Bad night (427)
• Favorite

  (315): View more from New York

  Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (315): Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure. http://tfl.nu/q5fs
  Replies (4) Good night (561) Bad night (433)
• Favorite

  (562): View more from California

  I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (562): I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me. http://tfl.nu/3e35
  Replies (1) Good night (423) Bad night (249)

Randomize