fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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