She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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