just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
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please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
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I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
And then my night got REAL pukey
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
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