In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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