did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
