Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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