come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
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Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
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I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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