So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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