HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
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we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
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my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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