just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
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Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
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Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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