i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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