; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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