why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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