I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
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