was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
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Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
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AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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