i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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