i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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