Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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