My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Randomize
