Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Naked Twister starts at high noon
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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