Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
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smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
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I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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