8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
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