HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
soo... how was my night?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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