In the future we'll all be gay
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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