didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
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