Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
oh god the rape fog is back!
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
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the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
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Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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