I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
The ass gains better be worth it
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