It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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