she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
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We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
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I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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