There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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