Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
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Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
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which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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