why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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