oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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