Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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