I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
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I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
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was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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