yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
God, you're like boner-b-gone
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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